The Hooker in Las Vegas

A guy is  walking the strip in Las Vegas and a fantastic-looking Vegas
> hooker  catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the
> hooker, “How much do you charge?”
>
> The Hooker replies,  “It starts at $500 for a hand-job.”
>
> The guy says,”$500  dollars! For a hand-job!
>
> Holy  crap! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”
>
> The hooker says, “Do you see that  Denny’s on the corner?”
>
> “Yes.”
>
> “Do you see the Denny’s about a block further  down?”
>
> “Yes.”
>
> “And  beyond that, do you see that third  Denny’s?”
>
> “Yes.”
>
> “Well,”  says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those..
>
> And I own  them because I give a hand-job that’s
> worth $500.”
>
> So the  guy says, “What the hell? You only live once..
> I’ll give it a  try..”
>
> They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the  guy
> is sitting on the bed realizing that he has just experienced the  hand-job
> of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.
>
> He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a  blow-job
> is $1,000?”
>
> The hooker  replies, “$1,500.”
>
> “I  wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!”
>
> The hooker replies, “Step over here  to the window, big boy.  Do you see
> that casino just  across the street? I own that casino outright. And I  own it
> because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of  $1,500.”
>
> The guy,  basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to
> put off  the new car for another year or so and says, “Sign me  up.”
>
> Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed  than before. He
> can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his  money’s worth. He
> decides to dip into the retirement savings  for one glorious and unforgettable
> experience.
>
> He asks the hooker, “How much for some  pussy?”
>
> The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I  want to show you
> something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas  is laid out before us: All
> those beautiful lights, gambling palaces  & shows?”
>
> “Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You  own the whole city?”
>
> “No,”  the hooker replies, “but I would… if I had a  pussy.