Best Joke of the Year??

One day far into  the future, Barack Obama  has a heart-attack and dies.  
He  immediately goes to hell, where the  devil is waiting for him.

“I don’t  know what to do here,”
  says the  devil. “You are on  my list,  but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to  stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve  got a couple of folks here
who weren’t quite as bad as  you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take  their place. I’ll even
let YOU decide who  leaves.”

Obama  thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened  the door to the first  room.
In it was  Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving  in, and surfacing, empty

handed. Over, and over, and  over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was  his fate
in  hell.

“No,” Obama  said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer, and I  don’t think I could do that all day  long.”

The devil  led him to the door of the next  room.

In it was Al  Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks.  All he did was swing that hammer,

time after time  after time.

“No, this is  no good; I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I  would be in constant agony if all I

could do was break  rocks all day,” commented  Obama.

The devil  opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill  Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms

tied over his  head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose.  Bent over him was Monica
Lewinsky, doing what she does  best.

Obama looked  at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, “Yeah  man, I can handle  this.”

The devil  smiled and said………..

(This is  priceless…)

“OK,  Monica, you’re free to  go.”

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