A Cowboy’s Tombstone . . .


A COWBOY TOMBSTONE:
Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. He died not knowing that he would win the ‘Coolest Headstone’ contest.
HERE LIES RUSSEL J. LARSEN
RULES FOR MEN TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, and cleans up nice.
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It’s very important that these four women do not meet each other or you could wind up dead, like me.
R. I. P.

 

 

 

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2 Responses to A Cowboy’s Tombstone . . .

  1. Allie says:

    Chauvinistic bullshit. Do you have a problem with career women? Thank goodness this is a joke; I’d like to believe this doesn’t represent your views on women.

  2. Freedom Fries Eater says:

    A woman’s only “career” should be a Grade-A wife and mother. Is there really anyone out there that disagrees with me? I think not.

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