Will rogers: “Never squat with your spurs on.” Looks like Obama wouldn’t listen!

Never squat with your spurs on.

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935
plane crash,

one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known.

Some of his sayings:


Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

2.  Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither

4.Never miss
a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it

put it back into your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: 

   The ones that learn by

few who learn by observation.

   The rest of them have
to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.


Good judgment comes from experience,

a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you’re riding ahead
of the herd, take a look back

now and then to make sure it’s still there.

11. Lettin‘ the cat outta the bag is
a whole lot easier’n puttin
it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good
he started roaring.

He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age

start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things
seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their
odometers. Not me; I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way. I’ve traveled a
long way, and some of the roads weren’t paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and
would like to go back to youth,

of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when
everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one
tells you about aging is that it’s such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~  One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but
being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks,

was called witchcraft.

Today it’s called golf. 

Eleventh ~ Obama never stopped hating freedom.

And, finally ~ If you don’t learn to laugh at
trouble, you won’t have anything

laugh at when you’re old.




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