The bail out plan explained by Forrest Gump


Gump Explains Mortgage Backed Securities

Backed Securities are like boxes of chocolates. Criminals on Wall Street stole
a few chocolates from the boxes and replaced them  with turds. Their
criminal buddies at Standard & Poor rated these boxes AAA Investment Grade
chocolates. These boxes were then sold all over the world to investors.
Eventually somebody bites into a turd and discovers the crime. Suddenly nobody
trusts American chocolates anymore worldwide.

Hank Paulson now wants the American taxpayers to buy up and hold all these
boxes of turd-infested chocolates for $700 billion dollars until the market for
turds returns to normal. Meanwhile, Hank’s buddies, the Wall Street criminals
who stole all the good chocolates, are not being investigated, arrested, or

Mama always said:  ‘Sniff the
chocolates first Forrest’

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One Response to The bail out plan explained by Forrest Gump

  1. Conservative politics and deregulation led to the economic collapses in 1929, 1987, and 2008. They are the individuals that shit in our chocolate boxes and fed them to us. And to top it off, they like trickle on us with “trickle-down” economics. It looks like all us regular Americans get is pissed and shitted on.

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